In this weeks Shetland Times:
Roadworks lasting up to 10 months have begun to allow cables to be laid for the Viking Energy windfarm. The SIC announced today (Monday) that…
READ FULL STORYArchaeological discoveries are getting closer to revealing the ancient Viking capital of Shetland.
READ FULL STORYShopping in Lerwick town centre has paid off for two prize winners. Taylor Sherwood, six, from Lerwick proved herself to be a keen-eyed Viking hunter…
READ FULL STORYWith a mighty roar and three cheers for Up-Helly-A’ the 2020 festival got under way in fine style on Tuesday morning.
READ FULL STORYLegal advisers have told Shetland Islands Council its involvement with the Lerwick Up-Helly-A’ and Junior Up-Helly-A’ is legal and not in breach of equalities rules.
READ FULL STORYLong-time North Roe resident Kevin Jamieson’s day as Northmavine Guizer Jarl is up and running.
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Ian Tinkler
You have two cows:
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then sells you some milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
Nationalism: Tear both cows to pieces and fight over the remains.
The troll returns!!!